Funny Sims :D

 I’m not getting any better at this, so don’t get your hopes up! The good news are that the Surprise I’ve been telling you about has finnally moved into the house I designed for them! Yes, the surprise is a new family called Harrisons. (Sorry, what’s it with me and surnames ending with "sons") They’re going to be enemies of Wilsons and it’ll change the story quite a lot! There’s a dog, a Mum, a Dad and two twin boys. I guess the twins will all get along, it’s just their parents and pets that won’t. OK then I hope you enjoy the introduction to the Harrison Family!

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 Here’s a family picture of them:

 

 The woman is called Pamela and she’s the Mum. Right next to her is Robert the Dad. The twins, wearing a green jumper, Tracy and, wearing a blue jumper with stripes, Alex. And then there’s the dog. I don’t remember his name though.

 

 "Hey, what are you doing that for, man? Just chill why are you always so mean!?" complained Alex because Tracy was throwing a water balloon at him.

 "HA HA! That’s because I’m the only one who has the guts to be mean around here!" *splash* and Alex had to go dry his jumper.

 Tracy is kinda mean and Alex is the cool guy. Well to prove that Tracy is mean have a look:

 

 "Ugh! You’re soooo ugly, I’m gonna beat you up! HA HA HA!" shouted Tracy disgustingly and punched the poor paperboy. I have a feeling they won’t be getting that many newspapers anymore!

 "Oh, you are just….MEAN!" said the paperboy in a scared and worried voice.

 And here’s Pamela:

 

 "Hmmm…I didn’t know that pie was spelled like ‘P-I….3.141′ "wondered Patricia who thought she was reading a culinary book.

Una: "I think that you have the wrong book. Next time pick something that actually says Cooking on it instead of Maths!"

 "Oh, thanks!" said Pamela quickly going over to the bookshelf and switching the books. Pamela is a Culinary sim, just like Cornelia and she is kinda obsessed with food. Because that’s the only thing she knows about except how to embarasse her kids.

 Here’s the dog who’s name I don’t remember:

 

 He happens to be chasing around the paperboy. It just isn’t your lucky day is it, paperboy? Well, the dog is quite mean. In fact I think he’ll be fighting with Kitty over world domination.

 Ha! Stupid Human! You will not deliver that newspaper to anyone and then they’ll all die because of loss of News!!!! Thought the dog.

 

 You can see Robert here. He works in Law Enforcement and is also kinda embarassing but still cool. And he’ll make Richard jealous because everyone else will think he’s cooler.

 "Hey dad! Can I ride in a police car with you? Cool! Oh, and can I hold your gun? Great! And…and shoot all the criminals??? Please dad!?" said Tracy excitedly.

 "No Tracy you can’t do any of those things. Besides, policemen don’t shoot criminals we put them in jail! Oh, don’t look dissapointed! Come on, I’ll show you how to hold the gun again?" said Robert who tried his best to keep his sons happy.

 "Yeah!" shouted Tracy excitedly.

 

 Una(me): Hi Pamela, what are you doing?"

 "Oh, well I found this recipe on ‘Deadly but tasty Spaghettii’ and it says to add poison and stuff like that so that’s what I’m making!" announced Pamela.

 Una screams a bit then takes the Spaghetti and throws it out with the saucepan. Then sells the trash compactor in Buy Mode.

 Una: Sorry, Pamela but you’ll just have to stick with the good old Spaghetti and Meatballs!

 "But…" complained Pamela

Una: "No buts, promise you’ll never ever cook anything that could kill your family!"

 

 Oh, I see Cornelia has already met her rival but they seem to be getting along good. Not for long!

 "So do you want to have dinner with us? I made Spaghetti and Meatballs! People say that I make the best dinner ever!" bragged Pamela.

 "Um, you must be joking because that’s exactly what others say about me! And obviously that’s the truth because I do make the best dinner around here!" and so the fight between them started…I don’t want to tell you everything. Violence is bad and let’s just say that Cornelia ended up going home with a face full of Spaghetti.

 So the family had, um early, dinner:

 

 "Mum, can we go to the skate park later?" asked Alex, "I wanna get new friends. It’s boring when you have no mates to hang around with."

 "Sorry dear, but we’ll spend today in our new home!" Said Pamela

 "Dad said that I can ride to school with his police car tomorrow." said Tracy and looked at Alex, "Only you can’t come with us, Alex"

 "Show off!" shouted Alex and Pamela looked at Robert who only gave her an ‘I’m sorry but I coulsn’t say no’ look.

 "Hey! No one’s going to school in a police car tomorrow!" said Pamela and Tracy stuck his tongue out at Alex but both of them laughed anyway. Tracy and Alex may seem to hate each other but acctually they are quite good friends as brothers, just like Belinda and Linda.

 

 Their dog tried to beat a stray but lost the fight. Okay, okay I’ll make you second in command, right? Good now move away before anyone else sees us! Thought the Dog.

 After that Pamela and Robert had some…uh…what are you doing?

 

 "Yum! I love your lipstick!" said Robert

 Can you please stop! What if your children came in? Come on do something worthwile with your time!

 

 "Hey, Robby, dear can we go to Downtown? Please, I just wanted to see if they had clubs as good as theones we used to go to." suggested Pamela.

 "Well, OK Pam bear but what about the kids?" asked Robert worriedly "You’re not going to call one of thos evil nannies are you?"

 "Oh don’t be such a baby, dear! The nanny isn’t evil." explained Pamela

 "Sure and it wasn’t her that stole our newspaper, and ate all the food in the fridge, and broke our TV by using it too much, the last time we hired her!?" said Robert frantically.

 

 Then Pamela called the nanny and a taxi and went Downtown.

 

 "Oh yeah! I’m the best dancer here!" shouted Pamela while dancing

 Meanwhile the twins were playing in the garden at home:

 

 "Hey, Come on already let’s dance! Even our dog is coming to dance!" Alex tried to make Tracy like nightlife but Tracy was just too busy trapping bugs to later kill them.

 "No thanks I’ve got to be mean to someone! And these bugs just happen to annoy me!" explained Tracy and then Alex started singing along the song.

 "I’m slippin’ into the lava
And I’m tryin’ to keep from going under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
Cuz I’m burnin’ up
Burnin’ up for you baby!

 Don’t you just like the way the Jonas Brothers sing?" asked Alex who liked all the new music that was popular.

 "Uh, No. I like Marilyn Manson." said Tracy and gave Alex a look.

 And back we go to Pamela and Robert:

 

 "WooWoooHoo! I love Discoes!" shouted Robert in an embarassing sing-song voice.

 And just to make them even more embarassing, Pamela decided to become the DJ.

 Obviously she got the wrong CD and messed up all the disco…

 

 …but the crowds seemed to like it since they kept dancing. Although Robert suggested it would be better that they had a drink.

 

 "Have you met that stupid woman from our neighbours? She said that her cooking is better than mine! Can you believe that?" complained Pamela.

 "Um, maiby we should get home now, I think that the nanny has already eaten all the fridge out and she’s probably heading for the TV right now!" said Robert worriedly.

 On the next morning the boys missed school and Pamela wasn’t impressed. The boys had stayed up until Robert and Pamela returned and couldn’t wake up when the bus came.

 

 "Oh, goodmorning boys! I can’t believe I’m up this early! Has your dad already left?"greeted Pamela.

 "I don’t know anything!" insisted Tracy and left Alex to tell everything.

 "Well, you see Mommy…dad left a long time ago, it’s about 10am now. We’re really sorry but we missed school today…"explained Alex.

 "Oh, that’s Ok." said Pamela

 "Really?"asked the boys excitedly

 "No, but since you missed school you can help me clean the house!" suggested Pamela and put the boys to work.

 

 "Good work Alex now tell your brother to go and help you rake the leaves outside!" said Pamela smiling.

 

 "Yes, good boys! Now hurry up!" ordered Pamela

 

 "No, Alex stop!" scolded Pamela.

 "Yeah, Alex stop! I’m still raking here! Hey Mr Popular-stop already!" shouted Tracy who loved it when Alex was the one in trouble instead of him.

 By the end of the day, Pamela gave up on the boys who had just made the house a chaos…

 

 "Look what we did to our Mommy!" said the boys excitedly.

 Note: Pamela is having a break down in the background.

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 I tried to make the Harrisons as similar to the Wilsons as I could. But with a few differances. I hope you enjoyed it. And if you did please comment! Bye! Have a funny day!