Funny Sims :D

 Hi, this chapter ir REALLY late and don’t blame me! I’m kinda busy with school and stuff. OK ok sorry-poor excuse but at least I’m posting now right? Well have fun!

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 In the morning Cornelia woke up early and called the taxi…

 

 " *yawn* Helllooo? Somebody pick up please! Oh hi! Can I get a taxi to the Twikkii Island airport…Which one is it? Um I think it’s the one called ‘UrAnIdiot2FlyInDisPlane’…yeah…and can you please hurry up, I still want sometime left in the airport to get Richard a ‘Guide of Making your Wife happy for Dummies’…Bye!" chatted Cornelia who didn’t want to return home and have Richard make her do all the work…after all she was the one pregnant and he was a perfect bathroom cleaner anyway.

 

 "Ugh!" said Cornelia to herself I wonder if he ever has time to wash himself? I mean he stays here from 7o’clock in the morning util midnight! Thought Cornelia who like most people felt unnatracted to the Tour Guide.

 

 Yay! Finnaly she’s leaving! I swear that I’ll never look at another Grilled Cheese Sandwich in my life! The Tour Guide thought while watching Cornelia leave.

 By evening she was at home.

 

 Hmmm…maiby it wasn’t such a good idea to make my coming home a surprise… Thought Cornelia and quickly took action.

 " *coughs* HELLO! ANYBODY HOME!? CORNELIA IS IN THE HOUSE!!! Well next to the house anyway!" Cornelia alerted the others and immediatly Richard was running outsidewith the girls and Bigfoot and he was kissing her…

 

 "Hey get off you big baby! Let me see the girls!" Cornelia laughed

 

 "Hi Mummy!" said the girls excitedly together.

 

 "Hey my big girl!" said Cornelia and gave a kiss to Belinda.

 

 "Oh mum! Finnaly your back! Dad was becoming the King of Idiots! Did you bring any presents?" jumped Linda excitedly and hugged her mum.

 And then Bigfoot gave her one of his famous "Bigfoot Hugs"!

 

 "Now dad tell Belinda that factories are totally real and that stupid Headmaster was wrong about saying they were fairy tales!" begged Linda who was trying to impress her mum by being quite clever.

 

 "Oh factories are real! And they are ruining Sim City as we speak! I HATE HATE HATE ‘em! Trust me Belinda you better believe it and you Linda should become a politician and complain against such waste of environment!" said Richard as best as he could.

 

 "OK so I forgot that as soon as I’d show them the presents they’d no longer want to eat the rest of their food!" complained Cornelia

 And then Kitty came to say hello to her favroite dummy in the house

 

 Well not really that Kitty didn’t like Cornelia because she was her original owner. So Kitty is quite fond of Cornelia.

 I sometimes get the feeling that my Sims really see me and try to tell me something:

 

 "Heh heh! I see you!" Cornelia laughed.

 And then she went off to have a really long and a really hot bubble bath.

 

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 I apologise if this was a bit short but just for your fun here is a BONUS PICTURE:

 

 "Hmmm…I wonder who the guy behind me is?" murmured Richard to himself.

 OK so there’s your clue! And the man behind him is just a part of the big surprise!

 Bye for now! And next time you can expect to have this surprise revealed!