Funny Sims :D

 I recently got a comment that my sims get to do all sorts of things that they want. But I mean really, how could it be funny if I was an Evil Controling Person? Anyway no offence and I guess the things Maxis sometimes makes the Sims do are funny… So like anyway Welcome to Yet Another Chapter of Funny Sims (:D).

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 Linda and Belinda may not be toodlers anymore but they still enjoyed the life they used to live and that includes the toys they used to play with…

 

 But don’t think their stupid because both of them came home from school with an A+ report card. No thanks to Richard and Cornelia.

 

 "Yay ha ha ha ha!" cheered the girls

 "Just don’t show your homework to mum or dad or they’ll make us write wrong answers…"said Linda

 But they didn’t have to worry about that because Cornelia was expecting a special guest (not so special for the girls) and was too busy preparing.

 

 I guess you saw it coming: The Headmaster of the Private School came along for dinner and a tour of the house

 

 "You know, all my students have to be perfect in education and behavior…"he said

 "Don’t you worry Mister Headmaster,"

 "Mr Boldhead" The Headmaster corrected

 "Oh sorry Mr Bonehead,"

 "*sigh* Never mind" he sighed

 "as I was saying my girls know everything perfectly they even know that 4x4 is Portugal."explained Cornelia

 But since the Headmaster didn’t find it funny and kept on being grumpy, Cornelia decided to use her Voodoo Doll to make him her friend

 

 The Headmaster or Mr Boldhead immediately acepted the twins to the Private School.

 When he was gone Cornelia couldn’t help but wish for a Grilled Hot Dog…

 

 "Mmmm mmmm Hot Dogz…." she licked her lips

 Richard on the other hand was preparing a surprise for Cornelia (no, not hot dogs)

 

 "Yes, I would like one plane ticket, in the 1st Class place thingy, to Three Lakes…"he said

 Richard thought that sending his wife on a vocation would be great way to make her relax and feel comfortable after giving birth and taking care of Belinda and Linda.

 So the last evening they had together they went to a restaurant, they even took their cat Kitty with them!

 

 The first thing they did when they arrived was use the Bubble Blower

 

 "Ha ha ha ha I’m getting dizzy…" said Richard

 

 "Hey look I’m flying!" exclaimed Cornelia

 "No mum I think we are all just getting crazy! Hee Hee…" said Belinda dizzily

 Then Cornelia accidentally let out some gas…(yes, the one that comes out of ur butt)

 

 "Whoops! That came out the wrong way!"she said emberassed.

 When they all felt too dizzy they decided to go and annoy some vampires.

 And unlucky for Count Vampire Whats-His-Name Linda was in a bit of a crazy mood

 

 "Hee Heeeyyy! Aloha! This is how to ‘Hang Loose’ " said Linda still feeling dizzy, "I’m a good girl!" she also mentioned when she saw that he was getting angry and starting to look at her neck. Also he was a bit…blue! 

 

 "Soooo did you get any homework?" asked Cornelia eagerly

 "Umm…nooo….uh anyway we don’t really need help" lied Belinda

 "I know your lying and don’t you try to do that ‘I’m a good girl‘ impression on me young lady! But since you’ve been so bad as to lie to your mother I guess I’ll let Richard help you with your homework!" Cornelia said.

 "Oh no mum! Please don’t!" Belinda begged but lucky for her the table was ready and they could start eating

 

 "Hmmm…I’ll have some Pork Chops…"said Belinda studying the menu

 "Fine, I’ll have Praws and salad. Yes, yummy!" said Cornelia drooling over the menu

 "I like HATS! In fact, I want a new hat mum. Oh and I’ll have Spaghetty." exclaimed Linda

 Richard took really super long to order anything so everyone else had a glass of water ro drink before their food was ready

 

 "Aaahhh that hit the spot! Richard if you’re going to take any longer you’ll probably go really hungry…"warned Cornelia

 

 "I don’t know what you’re talking about because the food is here…" said Richard hiding his menu

 

 "Hey Corn where are you going? The food is already here!" asked Richard

 "I’m going to find the girls and tell them that the food is served" said Cornelia "And by the way don’t call me that"

 "Call you what Corn?"asked Richard again

 "That don’t call me Corn!"she said and went to look for the girls

 While the family ate Kitty got bored and went to search for fun

 

 On the way she found an abandoned plate of food.

 Stupid Humans! Once we cats eat enough of this human junk we can be strong enough to destroy everyone and rule the World! Mwahahahaha! "Myew!" Thought and meowed Kitty

 "Uh, yeah we have a cat here eating our VIP guest’s cake…what do you mean take it away from her and give it to the VIP guest? Ok will be done!"said the host over the phone.

 

 And all dogs will be destroyed as well! Mwuahahahaha! Thought Kitty and went to chase the dog.

 

 "Oooh this is yummy!"said Belinda

 "I told you! You should have tasted that at home when Mr Beathead came over"said Cornelia

 "Mr Boldhead mum!" both twins corrected at the same time.

 

 "Yes that’s what I said!" complained Cornelia

 "No mum you said Mr Beathead…uh dad why are you throwing Crepes Suzzette all over Linda?" asked Belinda

 "Oh, because mum is throwing Prawns at you honey." said Richard laughing at both of the girls who were covered in Prawns or Crepes Suzzette.

 

 "Hey you lot! Eat faster or we’ll be here all night!" said Cornelia who enjoyed her food the fastest

 

 "Why do you care Corn…elia? If we take all night we might even get a trophy for being the slowest eaters in the world!" said Richard

 

 "You don’t get trophies for eating slow,you get them for eating incredibly fast…" explained Belinda

 Later Cornelia and Richard danced off some fat while the girls did some hiding their heads in emberassment.

 

 I hate having crazy human owners! But what I hate even more is having crazy human owners who dance like baby Michael Jackson! Thought Kitty.

 

 "Ugh! I’m never going to this…this terrible restaurant where they serve half eaten cakes with seliva on them!" complained Mrs Crumplebottom

 And then everyone prepared to go home

 

 "Come on Kitty, you can sit with me." said Linda excitedly.

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 Sorry if this was too late but I’m quite a busy person. And I hope you’re up for some butt-burning action which is definetly gonna be in the next post! Bye!