Life at Home :)
Hi Again! Another story from the Wilsons and I hope (sorry I hope for lot’s of things) you find it as funny as I did…
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Home sweet home! Yes, they say that and it’s mostly true, but not in the Wilson’s home when Cornelia is pregnant! Well I suppose I should get to telling you how (and why) all this happened.
First of all the Wilsons moved into a new home and obviously the first thing they did was "check out" the new bed:
"*kiss*" was all they could say or make sounds of anyway…
But Richard wasn’t really that kind of a Sim so he decided to leave his wife to rest for a bit and looked around the house until he found something of his interest
"Well Einstein might have crafted the Brick Woman first but I’ll craft the Brick Man first!" said Richard banging at the piece of brick he was making.
They also had a bit of time off studying parenting
"Listen to this: Toodlers or Newborn babies should NOT eat grilled cheese sandwiches! I mean what are they thinking!? I eat grilled cheese sandwiches all the time and so does my mother, my sister, my brothers and aunts!" said Cornelia while reading the ‘what toodlers and newborn babies should not eat’ section.
"Well hunny, I know you like grilled cheese and stuff but I think, since it’s written in the book, we should not feed it to the baby, ok?" Richard tries to comfort his wife, if she is pregnat and if I can actually bear the pregnancy! Richard thought to himself.
Their story was like this: Cornelia made the soup
and Richard ate the soups…
"Honey, your soups are nice and all but can you make anything else? Please?" said Richard who was kind of tired of ‘Grandma’s Comfort Soup’
Cornelia had to do the housework (the Cleaning and Cooking) but since she kept passing out for no reason and Richard had to carry her to her bed and tuck her in like a little toodler because otherwise she would wake up and start making ‘Grandma’s Comfort Soup’ and Richard didn’t want that to happen.
Richard said he would do the Cleaning himself…
"Why do I have to do the Cleaning? These long red hairs definetly aren’t mine!" complained Richard
Later when Cornelia woke up she made some Spaghetti and Meatballs
"Richard, sweety, come here! The dinner is ready!" Cornelia called out to Richard
Cornelia ate the food so enthusiastically, so hungrily, so pig-like that she felt sleepy…and when Richard came and sat down she had already passed out on her food.
"Uh, Honey, are you um sleeping? Heeelooo….oh no not again!" moaned Richard carrying his wife to the bed again.
And when Cornelia woke up she thanked him with a kiss
And as soon as Richard started talking she passed out on his shoulder.
After all of that ‘Grandma’s Comfort Soup’ and ‘Spaghetti and Meatballs’ Cornelia decided to eat some Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
Wait a minute! thought Richard Why is my wife so obsessed with Grilled Cheese lately? Unless….that wish I made at the Monkey Ruins might have come true and now Cornelia just wants to eat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches! Richard was really worried now because not only did his wife keep making Grilled Cheese she also was starting to feel sick
" *makes puking noises* " Cornelia was throwing up again and of course Richard was the one who had to clean it all up
"Oh great! I bet she passed out while cleaning just to make me clean! If I keep eating those Grilled Cheese Sandwiches I’ll have to clean this toilet even more!"
Also Cornelia had realised she was pregnant
"Uh, Richard, I think I might be pregnan….Zzzzzz…"said Cornelia and once again she passed out.
But while she wasn’t sleeping she practised playing some music instruments
"How do you play this thing? Hmmmm…Maiby if I eat some more grilled cheese I might know!" Cornelia said running off to eat some more and then returned to play some more
Also Cornelia was in such harmony that she wrote a song about Grilled Cheese, it went something like this:
"You smell so nice,
I eat you with ice,
Oh Grilled Cheese,
You’re all over my knees!
You could be my baby,
If I wasn’t a pregnant lady,
My husband really loves you,
Even if he throws up on you!
I’m drooling so much, so much,
I dream of you until a touch…
I wake up to see,
That I have to pee!" sings Cornelia
Just after this harmony she went to eat some Spaghetti
And to her surprise her stomack grew!
And after eating a hamburger she went back to sleep
But Richard only got to eat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and he was FULL of them so when Cornelia was asleep he went to look for some other food he could eat but when he went in the kitchen he could only find bread, cheese and the grill. So he went a bit crazy
"OMG! All we have is Grilled Cheese! Grilled Cheese…grilled cheese crillee gheesd blah blah blah gurgle nah lah lah…" murmured Richard
Even Cornelia came downstairs and sugested he eat some Grilled Cheese, but there was someone else who visited Richard aswell
"Hellooo Richard are you still there? If you are then shout as loud as you can!" said the shrink.
"AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" shouted Richard
"Good Good just stop shouting already!" said the Shrink
"Oh thank you, doctor! Thank you!" said Richard nearly ripping off the therapists hand.
Later Cornelia’s belly grew even bigger and even with all that eating Cornelia was still surprised
Richard met a furry friend just outside his home
They also made the nursery and Richard played with Cornelia’s belly for a bit
"Hiya little baby! I’m your dada!" said Richard
"Richard, um Richard! I don’t think the baby even hears you…" said Cornelia who was growing a bit tired of her husband’s rubish baby voice.
When Cornelia went to bed she soon woke up from loads of pain and she went into labour
She stayed upstairs for a bit but then she decided to look for Richard
"Richard I think I’m gonna have the baby now!" she shouted
"What!?" said Richard who was going a bit cuckoo again from the surprise
"Aaauuuooooouuuuuuu!" she…uh…yowled?
And the first baby was born
And then Richard wanted to feed the baby but Cornelia wanted to relax so she went…
But then she stopped and another baby came out!
So there were two new girls in the Wilson family: Belinda and Linda.
And luckily for Richard, Cornelia agreed to change the diapers…
"Geez! Are those squares really necessary? She’s just a baby!" complained Cornelia.
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OK! More baby-business next time…and also a big, big Birthday! See you!
