Funny Sims :D

 Once again posting late- that’s me…I know I’m like a dunce . But at least I’m not like Richard and speaking of that "King" he has been left in charge of the house while Cornelia is gone. And to tell you the truth it’s NOT going well!

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  First I’d like to share some Angry-Kitty moments with you:

 

 You’re gonna get it one of these days Mr Birdie! You’ll be good practice for when I’m going to take over the World!

 

 Oh so that’s the way you’re gonna be! Huh? I’m gonna make all the Birds be my slaves when I take over the world! Mwuahahaha! *cough* *weird chocking noises* Hairball! thought Kitty

 The first day after Cornelia was gone went surprisingly well except of course the broken toilet (which Richard decided to poop in) and yet another stupid story by Richard of how Kitty tried to kill him (Although this time she used Linda’s homework).

 But on the evening of the first day Belinda saw someone hairy walk up hte stairs and everyone ran out to see who it was.

 

 Everyone was surprised to see Bigfoot and they were also really scared. So Bigfoot went up to them and told them who he was and how he met Cornelia and the rest.

 

 "So wait, you’re not gonna eat us? Oh man! I was really looking forward to going inside a fat hairy monster!" moaned Richard

 

 "No I won’t eat you. Like I said I’m almost like a human and don’t call me a fat hairy monster because Cornelia said I can live with you now." said Bigfoot calmly and asked if he could come in or if he was to go back to Three Lakes.

 "Come on dad! We can’t just turn him away now!" pleaded Linda

 "Yeah, dad, please let him stay! He’s travelled all this way."added Belinda

 

 "Oh all right! I guess you can stay…" agreed Richard

 

 And Richard asked him all sorts of Stupid questions…

 

 "Do you live in a Magic Lamp?" asked Richard

 "Nope." answered Bigfoot

 "Are you obsessed with Grilled Cheese Sanwiches?"

 "Nope!"

 "Are you some kind of ghost?"

 "Nopedy-no-nope!"

 "Have you even seen ghosts?"

 "Yup."

 "Oh that’s good because…..WHAT!? You’ve seen ghosts?! OMG! OMG! OMG! I’v gotta hide!" said Richard running into the house

 

 "Hi Amin!" the twins said together

 "Um, hi. What’s that smell?" asked Bigfoot

 "Oh, dad’s just cooking dinner…" said Belinda

 

 "Hey! The pancakes don’t smell!" complained Richard

 

 "Ha ha! Well they do now!" laughed Linda but hushed when the phone rang

 "Quit laughing Know-it-all-Girl because you’re gonna have to eat it! Oh and Bigfoot can you please get the phone?" said Richard

 

 "Hello! Bigfoot speaking…."said Bigfoot

 "Aaargh! Bigfoot? Aaargh!" said a man over the phone and hung up.

 

 "Dinner is burned…I mean ready! Yes it’s ready!"announced Richard

 

 "Who was it Bigfoot?" asked Richard trying to ignore the face Belinda had made at the burned pancakes

 

 "Just some man screaming. If you ask me this seems like a movie- a family recieves a strange phone call and then aliens come to abduct them!" joked Bigfoot

 Everyone gasped.

 "Hahaha! I’m just joking!" said Bigfoot laughing

 Hiss! You idiot! I wasn’t scared! Thought Kitty and hissed

 

 "Aaaw don’t be scared Kitty!" said Richard trying to hug Kitty

 I WAS NOT SCARED!!! Hissed Kitty and scratched Richard

 

 "Ouch!" yelled Richard

 Everyone giggled except Richard.

 

 "So Bigfoot, have you been to school?" asked Linda

 "Of course!" said Bigfoot

 

 "OK so can you tell me if x=half y2 is Algebra?"asked Linda

 

 "Don’t be silly, Linda! You can’t ask someone a question this hard!" complained Richard, "Can you?"

 

 "Um, who thinks we should give up Kitty and get a new pet?" asked Richard changing the subject

 "Of course not dad! And anyway Kitty was NOT trying to kill you with a flipper or my homwork. And she just doesn’t like to be hugged except if mum hugs her…"explained Belinda

 Then Bigfoot finished eating and went to the bathroom, but Linda seemed to find his butt more disgusting than the food

 

 

 Hmmm…I could make him be my slave too! I mean I don’t really have anyone to clean my litterbox… thought Kitty

 Bigfoot turned out to be very helpful around the house and washed the dishes

 

 Hey! Maiby Bigfoot isn’t so useless after all! Thought Richard

 So Richard showed Bigfoot his room.

 

 "You can sleep here…sorry about the windows we stuck daylight posters on them…." explained Richard

 "It’s ok! I’ll rip them off! Wow this is a very cool room!" cheered Bigfoot

 And Richard went to try and make money on the internet

 

 He managed to somehow earn 100,000 simoleons and his life time want was fulfilled

 "Ha! I’m a born businessman. I mean really- how could there be anyone even more stupid than me?" laughed Richard

 The next day Bigfoot was practicing some sewing when the girls came in

 

 " ‘Morning!" they said together and Bigfoot greeted them

 "What ya doing?" asked Linda cheekily

 "Sewing as you can see." he answered

 

 "Could you make usoutfits too?" they asked excitedly

 "Sure whatever you want!" he said and the girls told him

 

 Belinda went to play with Kitty while Bigfoot made the clothes

 

 When he was finished he tried some pottery

 

 And he was very surprised by the result

 

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 Hee hee! Sims are really weird! Imean Bigfoot started with that small thing and finished with a BIG vase!